So last night I finally got to see GI-Joe:Rise of Cobra on Blu ray. Would have gotten to watch it tuesday night, had our PS3 controllers not get stolen, but I digress. The movie itself was a lot better than what the trailers shown and actually retained the spirit of the original show and comic books. (Which was to show off badass soldiers killing eachother with hi-tech vehicles and weapons and sell toys based on it) However the movie was far from perfect and suffered a small shopping list of flaws. Here's what irked me the most in the movie...

-Marlon Wayans

-Cobra infiltrating the pit and pretty much kicking the asses of every Joe that isn't a main character. (Seriously? All that training and you guys can't even remember to DODGE?)

-Marlon Wayans

-Snake Eyes flashing back to when him and Storm Shadow were kids fighting eachother. (The first one that is. (There's three) I could swear this was the Big Lipped Alligator Moment of this movie)

-Marlon Wayans

-Breaker acting like a stereotypical ignorant foreigner. (He's Moroccan)

-Marlon Wayans trying to form a romance with Scarlet. (Whom we all know is Snake eyes' woman!)

-Cobra grunts getting all panic-y and scared when they're about to die despite it being mentioned early on that they have nanites in their bloodstreams that make them feel no fear or pain.

And finally...

-MARLON WAYANS

Problems aside, the movie was still pretty decent with the action overshadowing the story like it should.

Now you know my thoughts on Rise of Cobra. And knowing is half the battle!